Fishy Quotes, Quips & Wit

It is said that wild brown trout will strike at any dry fly you present, the trick is getting close enough to present it!

There are no greater fans of fly fishing than the maggot and worm

Teach a man to fish and you enable him to feed himself for a lifetime, providing he likes sushi, otherwise you will also need to teach him how to cook too!

Men and fish would not get into any where near as much trouble as they do if they kept there mouths shut!

If you find that fishing is getting in the way of business, Its time to give up...business

It is said that a woman is as unpredictable as a fish. So why do so many men go fishing? Well every now and then you get to hook one, play it, land it, take a picture with it whilst looking really smug and respectfully put it back and probably never see it again......... err actually scratch my or

Never take your partner fishing and teach them to fish. It is inevitable that they will catch more, bigger, better fish than you and you will have to humbly smile whilst taking their picture and pretending you are happy about it!

The mark of a truly successful and happily married man is one that can spend and entire day on the bank of a river or on the shore without having to feel guilty about it.

I never lost a little fish Yes I'm free to say It always was the biggest fish I caught that got away